Business cards, Christmas cards and my bundle of joy

I just got my business cards made for free (shipping $5.25) at Vistaprint. No more ripping off bits of paper to give people my contact info.

National Geographic sent me Christmas cards. Hello? It's September 1. I know the stores are already filled with Halloween costumes. So can we at least celebrate that first?

According to usps.com, my little bundle of joy arrived safely. Perhaps it wasn't the wisest idea to send it just before Labour Day, but it's done now.